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THE GUMBIECAT SONG: 1) "Tigerstripes and leopardspots..." When Munku sways his hips, Plato can't help staring or drooling.
THE RUM TUM TUGGER: 2) Always watching Tugger's hip-area. Un-missable! 3) Instead of watching Etcy when he catches her, Plato can't take his eyes off Tugger... 4) "As soon as I get home..." Just watch how he walks. A 9 on a gay-scale... 5) Tugger leans against a VERY happy Plato. 6)"And there's no doin' anything about it..." The Kick. Priceless... 7) The chorusline. Plato almost kicks Bombalurina in the head for stealing prince Charming! 8) The cats all gather round Tugger. Guess who's next to his yum-yum behind? 9) "Abooooouuut..." Plato grabs his head in not-a-very-male way.
BUSTOPHER JONES: 10) "Bustopher Jones wears white spats..." Guilty as charged: Plato is seen straddling Admetus' thigh. Beginning to see a pattern???
OLD DEUTERONOMY: 11) Jemima tries to convert him, but Plato just rolls away from her... 12) "Jellicle cats can all rejoice!" Ya know what I'm talking about...
THE PEKES AND THE POLLICLES: 13) "There are dogs out of every nation..." All the toms follow a line, except for Plato who's used to take the back way...
MAGICAL MR. MISTOFFELEES: 14) The cats form a circle round Misto and Old D. and Plato rush to Tugger and grabs his paw... Cute!
THE AD-DRESSING OF CATS: 15)"And learned about our proper names..." Undescribable, but you see that twinkle in his eyes that only gay cats have!
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MATINGDANCE...?
Simple! He's in denial... We are close to that part of the movie when it's beginning to get obvious that Plato is gay. He wants to avoid a scandal in the junkyard and seduces Victoria... But I guess that you've already figured that out.
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