LUMatt21: well some things have changed for me
LUMatt21: Im going into the marine corps and not LU
lildpressdgrl17: r u serious?!
LUMatt21: so its going to be hard to break it to her
LUMatt21: yes fortunaltley I am joking
LUMatt21: LOL
LUMatt21: syke

 

whut day is it: OK
whut day is it: IM NORMAL AGAIN

 

lildpressdgrl17: omg.....now my whole leg is asleep
RareAngelDude: ill wake it up:-D
lildpressdgrl17: hahahahahahahahahahaha that's what you think
RareAngelDude: thats what i know^_~

 

staycloseaway7: lol.......remember that.....i was like...:-[
antzronmie: huh??
staycloseaway7: when i got sunburnt last summer
antzronmie: oh your burntness
staycloseaway7: my burntness?
antzronmie: lol
antzronmie: yes
antzronmie: your burntness

 

krazedblonde89: ohh well i was there yesterday nit ethen at midnight starin u down
krazedblonde89: from the attic

 

LUMatt21: sleepyhead
staycloseaway7: sleepy-steph-head
staycloseaway7: yeah, that's me

 

whut day is it: beach rulz
lildpressdgrl17: yes it does
whut day is it: its not as good as renting a massive house on a nice lake with ur cousins and 4 hot girls nexdoor and a speedboat so u can wakeboard all day

 

lildpressdgrl17: my leg is falling asleep
Iz38akFerrariF50: mine is too
Iz38akFerrariF50: strange
lildpressdgrl17: very
Iz38akFerrariF50: maybe the witch that makes ur leg fall asleep is after us
Iz38akFerrariF50: lol
Iz38akFerrariF50: im crazy

 

staycloseaway7: i wanted to talk to you......is that a crime now?
IbizaBeachDude: ummm no....(runs to the phone and tries to contact the police to get them from arresting steph)

 

krazedblonde89: i need keylime pie

 

lildpressdgrl17: hey
RareAngelDude: hey lol
lildpressdgrl17: lol wut?
RareAngelDude: i was just about to click the sign off button

 

lildpressdgrl17: kevin....did you fall asleep at the computer?
lildpressdgrl17: or did you die?
Iz38akFerrariF50: im dead

 

Nikki: Save the Jello!

 

antzronmie: we are losers
staycloseaway7: yeah we are

 

Matt:.....and get a minor in aviation
Caitlin: To fly what?
Me and Amanda: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

Caitlin: Was that a giant rat?
Everyone but Caitie: *sigh*

 

krazedblonde89: well see sistas tell each other almost everything and i didnt tell u ..... wait if i told u what i didnt tell u then i would have told u so ..... no i wont tell u everything

 

lildpressdgrl17:i hit my jaw on amanda's car door today.......haha
ChipChop525: hahaha
ChipChop525: that sounds like something i would do

 

staycloseaway7: =-O
LUMatt21: is what he will say
staycloseaway7: my mouth is open so wide it hurts
staycloseaway7: but, then again i guess it really hurts anyways, 'cause manda's car

 

staycloseaway7: man, i can't wait 'til i have a social life and a car
antzronmie: hahah
antzronmie: yea, me either
antzronmie: oh wait . . ..  hahahaha

 

Allenjll9: don't give me those half-baked answers, you dough-head

 

LUMatt21: Im be so white that yo cant be tellin me I be black cause i is so hot and i is about to bounce like b bunny you know what I am sayin jigga

 

Ok...so the next ones are basically all me....haha.....*real surprise there huh?*

 

staycloseaway7: if you think i'm black.....you should listen to ryan sometime
LUMatt21: hahaha
staycloseaway7: seriously....that kid is the whitest black kid i've ever seen!

 

RareAngelDude: lol ^_^
lildpressdgrl17: lol ^_^
lildpressdgrl17: my anime thing looks fatter than yours

 

lildpressdgrl17: you know what?
Iz38akFerrariF50: what?
lildpressdgrl17: pop-tarts are really good
Iz38akFerrariF50: lol
Iz38akFerrariF50: very random

 

krazedblonde89: ohh well i was there yesterday nit ethen at midnight starin u down
krazedblonde89: from the attic
staycloseaway7: o...i was wondering why you weren't online

 

lildprssdgrl17: i'm sooooooooo tired
MestizoMac03: then go to bed
lildprssdgrl17: .....i fell asleep on 3 different people's shoulder today
MestizoMac03: how do you just fall asleep on someone's shoulder?
lildprssdgrl17: they all had really soft shirts on?

 

staycloseaway7: omg......i said bastor prian
staycloseaway7: wow...i am out of it
staycloseaway7: well, you go to bed.....i gots a movie to finish with my friend
staycloseaway7: lol
staycloseaway7: i think that's the first time i typed something without messing it up

 

This last one is really my parents.
Dad: "So where's the salad bar?"
Mom: "I don't know, but usually Ruby Tuesday has one."
Dad: "Well, I ain't comin' back here if they ain't got no salad bar."
Me: *laughing* "Guys, this isn't Ruby Tuesday, this is T.G.I. Friday's."
Mom: "O well, that might explain why they don't have a salad bar and why the table's are white and red stripes..."
Me: "And why the menu's say T.G.I. Friday's?" *more laughing* *even more laughing*