*1~You wonder if everyone is mad at Grizabella because she went out with a dog or "pollicle" (if
you actually understood that part.)
2~You don't know which cat was Grizabella. (She's the one that looks like a mouse)
3~If while watching the movie, you wonder when the singing will stop. (Cheremis actually asked me
this ;-)
4~The only reason you watched the second half of the movie is because you thought the black and white tuxedo cat (Misto) was cute.
5~You've watched the movie twice and still don't get it.
6~You actually wondered if the cat with the big mane lookin' thing was actually John Travolta. (The
actors first name is John though!)
7~You confused Pouncival (one of the male kittens) with Victoria(one of
the female kittens) and said that Pouncival would look cute with that black and white tuxedo cat (Misto)....
(Cheremis is guilty)
8~And then you're friend who is obessed with CATS looked at you like OMG! What's wrong with you?!! (I
did look at her when she said that)
9~You wonder where the black and white tuxedo cat (Misto) found all that glitter.
10~You wonder where the Siamese went when Misto made her disappear.
11~Then you wonder how he turned her into that old guy.
12~Then when you think about it, what's up with the roaches and mice in that first song being as big as the cats?
13~When that one black and yellowish cat kept saying "MACAVITY!" you said, "HUH?!"
14~Now every time you hear something fall and make a loud crash you say "HUH?!" instead of "MACAVITY!" like you're obessed friend does.
15~Your #1 goal in life is to figure out the plot in CATS.
16~Your #2 goal in life is to get your friend to stop singing and performing the CATS songs in the mall when she's
(or he) is with you.
17~Your #3 goal in life is to convince your friend that she's (or he) is not a cat and Macavity (the
evil genius) is not out to get them.
18~You wonder how they came up with all the weird names.
19~You wonder how cats can do splits like that one white one (who by the way Cheremis, is not named
Pouncival!!!!!)
20~You noticed the cats don't have whiskers
21~You always thought cats had 9 lives so what's up with the cat heaven thing (It's called the Heavyside Layer!!!! Yeah,
whatever!)
22~You wonder what that black and white tuxedo cat (Misto) looks like without his make-up on (Go to the Before and After the Make-Up to see ;-)
23~You get bored during the movie and and think of things to add onto this page
24~There's only one thing you agree with CATS fans about....The mystery behind the two robber cats
(Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer)
25~You wonder when all the cats put all the chorograhpy together if they only meet once a year...
26~You also wonder who decided which cat was sung about when
27~You wonder why they don't act sad after the old dude (Old Deuteronomy)
is catknapped
28~You ask dumb repetitive questions throughout the movie and still don't understand at the end (*sigh*)
29~You wonder why the hat, the fat guy (Bustopher Jones!) sits
on is soooo big
30~You wonder why the "peke" looked like a dog and the "pollicle" didn't
31~And then you wonder what a peke and pollicle really are
32~You liked the two orange and black cats song and dance moves (Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer....Why
do I even try? *sigh*) but you weren't even paying attention
33~Macavity (the evil genius *sigh*) reminded you of that band KISS
34~You wondered why the fat guy (Bust....never mind) swung
at the air with the giant spoon
35~You wonder if Macavity's name was inspired by a dentist
36~You wonder where Victoria's name came from. The other ones all have weird names.
37~You wonder what's up with the "Now and Forever" slogan since your obessed
friend told you it's off London and Broadway
38~You've always been told dogs are man's best friend. So why don't they have a play?
39~Then you talk to your obessed friend about
it and she or he agrees (I
admit...she got me there)
40~Then you talked them into helping you write one.
41~You wonder how that first cat slept through all that singing and dancing
42~On second thought.....how'd she get in there?
43~What. How long has she been in there? (*sigh*)
44~You wonder why Macavity isn't a dog.
45~Then you wonder why he catnapped the old dude (Old Deuteronomy! Yeah, Big Ben, whatever.)
46~Then you think, Wait! Is that the plot?
47~Then you try to find ways that it could be the plot
48~Only to discover it's not
49~You find it amusing to pause it when the cats make funny faces
50~Then rewind it and do it again
51~Over half of these things apply to you
52~You got a kick out of #6
53~Go see #125
54~You wonder how all the cats got out (Macavity used all his powers to
get them out! Don't you mean...MISTOFOLEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!)
55~You wonder if you were a cat if Mistofolees would go out with you *sigh*
56~You wonder if Rum Tum Tugger is related to Simba
57~It's the Circle of Life!!!!!!!!! (We Love
You K!!!!)
58~Your favorite song is "Who let the dogs out"
59~Your cell rings the Barney song..........
60~You name your cats FiFi, Fluffy, or MiMi
61~You only visited your friend's CATS site because there might be a pic of Misto!!!!!!!!!!!!!
62~And because she/he made you
63~And you signed his/her guestbook
64~Because she/he made you
65~and you (Enough. Fine.)
66~You name your cats Rover, Buster, Ed, Lassie, it
67~When your front porch collapses it injures 3 or more dogs...Oh wait, that's a "you might be a redneck...."
68~You're still reading this list
69~You think it's funny
70~You spend the first 20 minutes of the movie wondering how "jellicle" is spelled
71~We're on our way to 405!!!!!!!!!
72~One of your all-time favorite movies is 'ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN', and the other is the sequel 'All Dogs Go to
Heaven 2'
